Dear Rog,
I would really like for you to join me in my cheerleading utopia. I know cheer leading isn't your thing, but we could always use a diversity. You mean a lot to me. I would also enjoy your great music playing abilities at some of our events. For example, if we wanted a Relay For Life event, you'd be my first choice for the band. Rog, I hope you seriously consider this invitation to come live in my utopia. You can have free passes to any of the other music events we may have, in order to check out your competition and try and out do them. I'll even throw in a cow pasture or two. (: I know you'll have fun with your car and the cows. Anyway, if you choose not to, I'll still love you. But I'd like for you to let me know as soon as possible.
Your cousin,
Penelope